WHATS UP?!?! WHAT’S GOING ON?!?!
HOW ARE YOU??!!? ARE YOU READYYY?!?!?
YOOOOOO CHIKARA!!! “The Generator” Race Jaxon here, ready and waiting with unquenchable thirst for the season 15 premiere of CHIKARA!! I tell ya I simply can’t sleep!!! I’m just so hyped, so so so so sooooo hyped up about it! Speaking of Hype he’s here too, taking us all along the beautiful American Countryside, throwing dropkicks, snatching headlocks, and having a BLAST like only the adrenaline pumping N_R_G can!
Hype…Hype, man. HYPE! HYPE!!! Sorry, Hype was dozing off…I don’t know what’s been up with him lately, always zoning out at the wheel. Sometimes it’s like Hype, HYPE, HYPE!!! C’mon, man. I’m making the same towns as you, keep it together…creeping out all the regulars, looking all droopy.
MISSILE ASSAULT ANT! ARCTIC RESCUE ANT! I could not be more amped about our match at “A New Start“! Beyond my excitement for the ECW Arena, beyond my excitement for delicious cheesesteaks, I am so excited to lock it up and show The Xtreme Force and the whole CHIKARMY just how EXTREME N_R_G can get!
Last time we locked up with ol’ Missile and Arctic they got the better of us, but that was in a gauntlet match filled with other teams. It was ages ago! In a different time and a different place. We’ve driven thousands of miles since then and now we’re far more ready to show you what being supercharged is all about!
WOOOOOOO!!!! GENERATOR! RACE JAXON! HYPE ROCKWELL!! N! R! G!