Let me start off by saying that I am SOOOOOO SORRY for accidentally hitting you in Gibsonville, North Carolina
in our match against Soldier Ant und deviANT! It was a total accident. But then you hit me back so now we are
even stevens right? RIGHT?!?
Tim, guess what? We have two points!! That's right, two! If this was a year ago, people would have thought that
Jakob und Tim wouldn't stand a chance to win a tag team match. Let alone two in a row.
Here we are finally on the road we have always dreamed about! I remember distinctly sitting on your bed a year
ago. We were discussing both our future as a tag team, und what N*Sync song was best ("Its Tearin' Up Mein Heart"
is totes best, FTW BFF!)
Donst und Hammermeier are without question Pro-wrestling's most promising tag team. With Jakob finally pulling
more than just his own weight for our team, but I am actually helping YOU out for a change.
Now we can get our third point und get the tag title shot we have always dreamed off! I can't wait to get our
new 8x10's made! We will be 10x happier than we were in our last one!!!