You seem to be pretty much impossible to get in contact with these days, so I don't really know what to do other
than try to get my message across in the most respected form of expression around these days - BLOGGING.
I've made it clear in the past that I don't agree with nearly all of your decisions and ideas. I think
CHIKARAbermetrics is one of the worst experiments in professional wrestling history. In fact, I could
come up with a better way to shake up a tournament right off the top of my head. Here it is: a CHIKARA
version of the classic Brawl for All tournament. Feel free to use that one. I don't think Butterbean is too busy.
But let's get back to the topic at hand. I think everyone can agree that CHIKARAbermetrics is a failed
experiment. Many of us on the roster begrudgingly went along with it because it was our only way to compete
in King of Trios 2012. Well, King of Trios is over. All of
your CHIKARAbermetrics teams lost in the first round - mine included. Fire Ant and I did our best to work with
assailANT, and you saw what happened. We literally clashed heads and the lack of cohesion cost us the match
and our chances at advancing.
So, why, WHY are Fire Ant and I still being placed in matches with assailANT as our partner!? When people
come to an event to see The Colony, they come to see Fire Ant, Soldier Ant and Green Ant. That's the combination
that works, and it's a winning combination, proven time and time again. A successful trio is built on
chemistry, not mathematics. So I don't care what
comes up on your TI-86 graphic calculator when you use CHIKARAbermetrics, it means nothing when the bell rings
and the fight is on.
The experiment is over, Wink. It failed. Put The REAL Colony back together and put this chaotic mess of a
season behind you. It's what I want, it's what Fire Ant wants, it's what Soldier Ant wants, and most importantly,
it's what the fans want. Loosen your fancy tie a bit and let some oxygen into your brain, Wink. Things are
falling apart, and the reason is clear.
It's in your hands, boss man. Put the greatest trio in CHIKARA back together for good.