11/29/2011:
When I first sat down to write the lyrics to “Who is the Man?” I had no idea it would blow up to be such a
big hit. Ever since my YLC victory and 6-star match with Daniel Bryanson I already couldn’t go to the grocery
store or movies without some Tim Donst wannabe asking for an autograph or picture to tweet. But it was
only because of my poetic piledriver that professional wrestling finally became cool again. Seriously -
try picking up a Tiger Beat without seeing my spread, told ya.
And it’s about to get even cooler. With an event like JoshiMania, it's bound to. But it's not going to be
because of Sara Del Rey vs. Aja Kong or Manami Toyota Vs Toshie Uematsu. No, it's going to be because of Tim
Donst. Because of Tim Donst destroying Green Ant. Because of Tim Donst destroying Green Ant because of
Hallowicked. Complicated? Like FACEBOOK.
Green Ant I was going to destroy you anyway. I already proved it
in Williamsport and years ago in Fairfield, CT - but this time its for CHIKARA’s missing YLC. The
greatest Cup of all time isn’t in the hands of the Greatest Young Lions Cup Champion, it's in the hands of the
worst YLC champ -
Hallowicked! That loser just walked off with it after "High Noon" and the world did nothing to stop him.
No, I can’t break Hallowicked December 2nd and I can’t end his career but only because I’m not
booked against him. I’m booked against you, Green Ant. Looks like I’ll have to break you instead.
Bet it’s funny to you now Hallowicked. But ask a post-match Green Ant, “Dead Men Don’t Laugh.”
11/29/2011:
When I first sat down to write the lyrics to “Who is the Man?” I had no idea it would blow up to be such a
big hit. Ever since my YLC victory and 6-star match with Daniel Bryanson I already couldn’t go to the grocery
store or movies without some Tim Donst wannabe asking for an autograph or picture to tweet. But it was
only because of my poetic piledriver that professional wrestling finally became cool again. Seriously -
try picking up a Tiger Beat without seeing my spread, told ya.
