My hair. My sweet, soft, delicate hair. The hair that got me to the Fox Kids mini golf championship in 1st grade.
The hair that accompanied me underwater in my ďWhoís the Man" music video viral internet sensation. The hair that
even without conditioner looks like it does use conditioner. Am I pissed its on the line? No, not really, why
should I be? I
know I wonít be getting pinned. I am however more than little annoyed that I wasnít consulted first. Ares couldnít
we have put something else up instead? Deliriousí beard? Jakobís Hasseloff cassette tapes? Wasnít
it in the BDK blueprint to work as a unit?
After all, plans donít fail, the people who execute them do. I remember there was a time the BDK stood strong. We
owned the Campeonatos de Parejas, the title King of Trios, and my personal favorite, the Young Lions Cup
(you're welcome.) Then something
happened. Iím not sure what moment it was, but it happened. Maybe it was when Jakob got stunned by Gavin Loudspeaker?
Maybe it was when Green Ant appeared to slam Tursas by using a hiplock takeover? Regardless, we have forty million
reasons for failure and not a single excuse why the BDK train got derailed.
But donít fret, Donstaroos, because in TN and NC as its conductor, it started again. As far as Iím concerned we got
back on track the moment I led us to a victory in Kingsport over Eddie Kingston. They should freakiní call it
Donstport cus I beat the two ďbestĒ guys on our roster contending for our Grand Championship. No wonder Iím
Captaining the Cibernetico squad this go-around. A match that makes and breaks careers. So donít be afraid
Hallowicked. You losing is
inevitable Sunday, November 13th, so instead be joyous! You get to wear that ugly, ugly mask one last time at
Cibernetico. It's just too bad I have assembled an awesome squad of people that hate your guts! They hate
UltraMantis too! Whatever's left of you and Mantis, Ares and I will finish off in Philly. And then I'm
going to rip that ugly mask right off your face.
I still remember the first time I saw it, all those years ago. I remember looking
up to you because you had a Cup that I could only dream about. Can you imagine that? HA! The guy who created a legacy
around its very foundation didn't even believe he could accomplish acquiring it! Funny how life works. No, I didnít
expect to win that Cup but I knew Iíd be making a major step in my life as soon as it finished up that faithful
night in Allentown. Canít wait to feel that way again, another step in my journey to becoming the
greatest - only this time it will be at "High Noon."