So the newest member and the oldest member of F.I.S.T. must team up to take on the middle siblings. An opportune
moment, if you will, to show one Mr. Dunkeroo how to be more successful when it comes to challenging top-notch opponents.
Also a chance for myself to prove my dominance over my counterparts. A little quid pro quo if you will. I defeat
two of CHIKARA's most lethal and dominant (pretty much single-handedly) in return I reaffirm why I am rightfully
the self-appointed leader of F.I.S.T. The Alpha-Alpha-Male.
Now Sugar, I know this may be hard for someone whose mouth is runnier then a 3-year-old's nose, but on November
11th in Cleveland, I'm going to need you to just go ahead and shut your mouth, open your eyes, and LEARN. You're
Jennifer Grey. I'm Patrick Swayze. Stick with me kid, I'll teach you to mambo.
Now as for you Chuck and Johnny, just because Sugar's the new member of F.I.S.T. and on my team,
I don't want you to take it easy on him. No I don't. Don't be afraid to smack him
around a bit, or kick him directly and in the vicinity of his nose and teeth. It's the only way he'll learn.
Just think of it like this, he's Keanu Reeves, you're Patrick Swayze. He doesn't get to be Terry Funk.
SD, you're going to learn to be a team player. Maybe I'll loan you some of the Marty Jannetty comps I have
for you to study up. You watch enough of that, you're bound to show some grit in the Midwest and really
show us something. Remember - the Midwest is where the Rockers won the tag belts from the Hart Foundation back
in the day. If you botch this up, Sugar, Jack Tunney might not erase you from history, but I just might.