What type of first name is "Gran" anyway? Did your Dad just get really lazy while filling out your birth certificate or
something? Nonsensical first names aside...what are you crying about now? I swear, every single word out of your mouth
anymore is "I used to do this," "I was a part of that"...
This is a "what have you done for me lately" business, Akuma,
and all you've done for anyone lately is sit at home, kick things, eat Cheetos (you look like a guy who enjoys a good Cheeto,)
and watch me steal the show on CHIKARA's iPPVs.
Yes, you were kicked out of F.I.S.T., the group you helped form. Yes, I took your spot. Just get over it! Move on, Granpa. You're like the
clingy ex-girlfriend that creeps on your Facebook, and just can't accept the fact that it's over. Sure, you had a good run, had some good
times, but F.I.S.T. just outgrew you, Akuma. You're a 5 - 5 & 1/2 tops, and they dumped you for a perfect 10, my man. Look at yourself, and then look
at me...can you blame them?
Man, for a "Mysterious, Mythological Warrior from Afar!" you sure are bitter...but, you know what? The fact that you managed to actually
pin me in that 3-on-1 Handicap Match still has me a tad bit bitter. So you want me in Tampa? You got it. You say that you were the guy that
made people initially fear F.I.S.T.? Well, I'm most certainly not afraid of you. You better clean that cheese off your fingers, pal, because you
have no idea what's in store for you in a few weeks, and what was that you said? Pretty boys rarely grow up to be tough guys? Aw, that's adorable.
I am a good looking boy, but on March 8th, this ravishing lad is going to show you why we kicked you out of F.I.S.T. in the first place.