As of late, things may seem a little off when it comes to The Throwbacks. Dasher and I may not look like we're on the same page, but I can assure you
that perception is not the reality here.
I may have made some mistakes when Dasher brought me to CHIKARA. Dating that pig-skinned, cheating, majorette nerd is one of them. Not being there when Dasher
was attacked by The Batiri in February is the other. There is nothing I want more than success for both myself and Dasher when it comes
to our in-ring competition.
Dasher, down in Tampa I didn't get the normal pre-match pep talk from you like always. It was different; like you
didn't have faith in us as a team. It affected me big time. Yuckub (or however that's spelled) nearly
won my prestigious Young Lions Cup. Worse, I had to tap out in Orlando to that ubernerd assailANT! I beat ants all the time.
Green ones. Red ones. Soldier ones. And then this just happens out of nowhere! I need you back as my coach, bro.
I'm promising you Hatfield, I will never take our team for granted anymore. From now on, nothing is going to get in the way of us as a team. I'm
ready to step up to the plate and win the big one this year, Hatfield. We can do this together as a team. 100% no questions asked do I have your back.
WrestleCon weekend is ahead and we got some nerds to fry.
We're family, Hatfield. We're step-cousins-in-law. That's always been what's important to me and always will be. Now let's jump over this hurdle
and focus on getting those three points. I've got that beautiful Cup. I've got that ever-ripe banana. How about we add two golden belts to my mantle too?