The Osirian Portal is ssstronger than ever now. Since adding Hieracon to our ranksss, we’ve
been undefeated as a trio! The Pharaoh of Funk and The Birdman have even gained a point
toward title contention. With all this momentum on our side, The Osirian Portal is ready to take
on any and all challengessss!
There is one challenge in the distance that I speak of ssspecifically. CHIKARA is
crowning its first ever champion. With enough votes, one can qualify
to be in the running. As for me, I must vote in favor of the Pharoah - my partner
is truly one of the most underrated athletes active today. But
"the Venomous and Vile Serpent from the Nile" has a tassste for gold as well!
Why would another CHIKARA ssstar vote for me? I am more than qualified.
After all, I am one half of the youngest Campeones De Parejas in CHIKARA history! The 2010 Rey de
Voladores Champion! ...and soon to be the King of Trios 2011 champion! If you disagree with that, I know of
a couple million people spread across the foreign lands of the Internet that can back me up!
There is a piece missing from the Pyramid The Portal is building. We’ve
discovered that piece. Allow me to compete for that Championship, the missing piece. Once I capture
it, the gold will be displayed atop that Pyramid for the world to see. An eye is upon you
CHIKARA - an eye ready to blink. So face forward, with ballotsss in hand and
Ophidian on your mind. Your champion has arrived. Are you ready to go? Because when it comes down
to the get down, I’m always ready to put in some work.