Greetings from Planet Dunkerton. Fresh off the court from a little 3-on-3 action with my boys Coffee Black and Funky Stuff Malone (two guys who
KNOW a lil' somethin somethin' about the hardwood hustle.) and I gotta say; feels great to put in that work with a TEAM. I'm talkin' a fried,
dyed, and laid to the side; goin' hard in the paint UNIT! The ABA needs to be on the look out cause we're...
...oh...the ABA...gone? Well...um...
-fights back tears-
My POINT is that when you got a great team atmosphere going; anything is possible! That game served as a reminder that F.I.S.T. is not the
unit it needs to be.
We're like bad.
Not Michael Jackson bad, but state-of-not-doing-well bad. Clippers in the 90's bad. I feel like I've mentioned this before, but maybe it's not a skill
issue. I'm starting to think it's one based around will. The funny part? I think the angriest one of the bunch has the most will to make this new lineup work!
Now truth be told; our 48 Hours/Team Oreo/Zebra Mocha segment of F.I.S.T. started off a bit rocky; BUT I think Florida proved that Icarus and I CAN
work. Did you see those sweet team tactics?! Groove was in the HEART. By the way Icarus, appreciate all the VHS tapes for mah birthday! I had no
idea you were such a Rockers completist. But I gotta hand it to ya, there was some gold in those six hour comp tapes. All thirteeen of 'em.
Next time, how 'bout some Freebirds? Midnights, maybe? Variety is the spice o' life.
Regardless, I-Back (my nickname for him, he LOVES it) is trying to get us playoff ready! Yeah the road's been a tad rocky, but we beat 3 top flight tandems
down Tampa way! We're finally put checks in "w" column.
So it makes me wonder: what are YOU doing, Chuck?
How are you adding to the bottom line, Gargano? Chuck is constantly complaining, never shows up for practice, and most of all; his rhythm is ATROCIOUS!
How dare you bring down the purple and black with that seizure you call dancing! Watch some Harlem Shake videos and get your act together.
As for Gargano, he shows up for more blogs than he does matches. Also...
Did you know that when Jonathan Gargano DOES show up for matches, he loses them?
-golf clap- Well done Garguchi. Well done.
You've got a lot to say about me, my position in F.I.S.T. and how "useful" I am to the bottom line, but at least I show up broham. Newsflash,
if you want your opinion to count with me, make sure it ain't from the bench.
And that's MY state of F.I.S.T. address for the day. Onward and upward to bigger things and it just takes 2 to make a thing go right; points that is!
With the tag team stylings of Sugar D and the Tatted-Up Titan; it's gonna be a cakewalk, SO WE ALL IN THE ICING, BOY! Woo!
Preferably buttercreme. I like buttercreme. :D