Sir Winston Churchill once said: "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation
with the average voter." This undoubtedly summarizes how I feel about the newest idea of CHIKARA's Director
of Fun - casting votes to determine eligibility for the most important championship. Look at the "voters" in this case,
and you'll quickly find out, that more than half cannot be trusted.
It has been a bit of a rough time for me the past few months. Things have...let's say they have not exactly
turned out the way I have planned. But even the best plans have flaws. You have to recognize those. You
have to face your mistakes. And you have to correct them. There is no shame in taking time to regroup and restrategize.
I, Ares, am very good at various things. Not only am I extraordinary when it comes to leadership, I am even
better at adjusting to new situations, changing gears, and coming up with new plans. And I am ready.
Ready to face the consequences of my mistakes. Yes, I might have lost the Titel des Teamwettkampfes. Yes, I
might not have had a lot of success the past few months. But this is unimportant now. There are new and exciting
things ahead of me, and ahead of the Bruderschaft.
As much as I disagree with the methods of this sorry new Director of Fun, I agree that it is long overdue that
there is a special recognition for a special individual in CHIKARA. The name of this recognition is as
unimportant as the means of the coronation. But it is quite obvious who this honor belongs to. It is obvious
to ME, and it is obvious to each and every member of the BDK. And it should be obvious to you as well.
Scum like Mike Quackenbush, Eddie Kingston or even Green Ant might try to seduce you into believing
that they are the right people for this new title. That they can give you something that you want. But it is
the struggle of all great leaders to convince simple people like you of the obvious: those mentioned have
nothing to give you, and they don't care more about you than I do. You just have to open your eyes
and wash away the veil of ignorance.
We at the Bruderschaft have our eyes open. And we are ready. We will not be distracted by the pathetic machinations
of that complete failure UltraMantis. We will not waste time on the ramblings of a Madison Eagles or Sugar Dunkerton,
as they are beneath our notice. We will unleash a wave of fury that will give new meaning to the term "warfare." And
when the strongest among us - Herr Castagnoli - is affirmed as the ultimate champion of CHIKARA, and our brightest
prospect Tim Donst leads the BDK to King of Trios victory, our power will be restored.
Im namen der Bruderschaft,