Back at WrestleCon I enjoyed one of the greatest days in either of my careers. I got to meet CHIKARA fans from all over the world including places
like Germany, Scotland and Austria. It was an absolute pleasure and an honor to perform in front of over one-thousand of the greatest wrestling fans in the
entire world! The second I came through the curtain, I was bombarded with an energy that I had never felt in my entire life. It was an energy that was radiating
through each fan and right into my dear old heart. Unfortunately, the match did not end up as Touchdown and I had planned. It all went sour when I caught him
trying to use his helmet against one of our opponents. It ended with me being smashed like a bug when I received "The Death Blow" from Sidney Bakabella's Devastation Corporation.
As a Professional Wrestler I am used to having some aches and pains after a hard fought scrum. I figured it only natural that my ribs would not feel up to par
for a few days after receiving such a move. I waited for the pain to decrease, however the pain only grew. I know at my age I do not heal as I once did, but
I had the sneaking suspicion that something was seriously wrong. After some encouraging from the Mrs. I eventually made a trip to the doctor. It is much to my
dismay that he had discovered I have several broken ribs. For the first time in all my days as a Professional Wrestler, I have been placed on the disabled list.
As much as it saddens me to make this announcement, my ribs are not what have been chipping away at my mind as of late. This past February at ďAll the Agents
and Superhuman CrewĒ I picked up a victory over a man that I have had a huge amount of respect for throughout the course of my career. I speak, of course, of
Delirious. Not only did I pin his shoulders to the mat, but I managed to do it in less than a minute! Starting my wrestling career at such a late age I feel it
is my duty to work harder than any other man who steps in the ring in hopes that I can improve my game at a much faster pace. This win was everything I had been
looking for to really help me push my career to the next level. However, it seemed Delirious was not too pleased with his poor performance on that particular day.
It was then, that this man, who I have viewed as wrestling greatness, lowered himself to the point of attacking me from behind and delivering three knees
directly to my skull. As if that were not cowardly enough, it seems as if Delirious has now been sending his henchman, The Batiri, to finish me off for good.
Well quite frankly, I have had enough! I have played the nice guy for way too long here in CHIKARA, and it has gotten me nowhere. I have stood by and allowed myself
to be attacked under-handedly for far too long, by far too many contenders. I am not a fool, I see the attitude and the aggression Mr. Touchdown brings to the
squared circle. Although I disagree whole-heartedly with any cheating tactic, I also see the success he has found. Perhaps, I will use this time
off to harness a little aggression and attitude of my own. When I do return, I will not sit by and wait for Delirious or The Batiri to hunt me down and flush me
down the Demonís Toilet. In fact, there will be no need for them to hunt me down at all. The next time you see me lads, Iíll be clogging that Demonís Toilet
with each and every one of you!