The big boys used to go to WCW to play - well this weekend they're comin' to THE TROC!
Did you think I was talking about those three musclebound jerks The Devastation Corporation? No, I'm talkin' about the BIGGEST trio in all of
pro-wrestling: THE COLONY!!! The submission specialist, Green Ant! The high-flying house o' fire, Fire Ant! And me! The BIG BLUE BRUISER, assailANT!
I wasn't there, in Chicago, when the three of you decided to gang up on Fire Ant and Green Ant. I couldn't be there to even the odds.
But it'll be a totally different story this Sunday afternoon.
Y'know the old saying "the bigger they are, the harder they fall?" Well The Colony is going to put that to the test with your three.
Yeah, you might tower over us, but that just means the thud when we knock you down is gonna be that much louder. The impact
when we send you crashing to the mat is gonna be that much more painful.
And if you think you're too big to get slammed, too big to be dropped, I guess we'll just have to tie you up and make you quit!
You can be 8 feet tall, but that isn't gonna matter when I lock on CHIKARA Special: Blue. It doesn't matter if you
are 400 pounds when you're down on the canvas tied in a knot! And I'll put The Ant Hill up against The Death Blow any day of the week!
The Colony is the premiere trio in ALL of professional wrestling, and we're gonna show you why as the whole world watches!