Good vibrations and sweet sensations to the CHIKARMY! I've missed you and it's the best feeling in the world to know you've
missed me too.
It's been a hard road back. Personal issues, self doubt, and a broken arm threatened to keep me away from what I love. So
it makes me proud to say that I've survived it all to reach you. We were NEVER meant to be apart. Ever.
Now of course, when time passes, it ain't no secret things change. I find myself returning to a different CHIKARA. We got
clones running around, a Grand Championship, and a breezy defying gravity with the greatest of ease....
...I wonder if she has a number?
But onto BUSINESS. I saw a change that don't quite sit right with "Slam McNasty". And that's the Throwbacks. Your boy is back
and it's time I was in the fold with my boy Dasher and the new kid, Mr. Touchdown. Last I checked, there is a certain tourney
coming up in September called King of Trios - you may have heard of it. Well, I think it's time the three of us hooked up and formed a real
dream team this year...
...IF we can run the playbook we did before I left. I've been watching the Smart Mark DVD's and I've been up on
that "Chikarasaurus Rex" iPPV replay
a ton. I'm not pointing fingers, I'm just sayin' that there's a way to do things. Winning ain't winning if it's tainted, ya dig?
This year is gonna be the big one if we can get in sync and find that good groove! I'm sure a brother is just overreacting or
confused, but if I'm not, it's time to shape up. Shortcuts don't make legends.
So notice has been given like a late bill. We got all sorts of trios throwing their names in the hat, fillin' out the
applications and getting it signed on the line which is dotted - and I'm taking the
liberty of doing the same for the BIGGER, BETTER, BOLDER version of The Throwbacks (with LIME!) Ain't no better time than the
present to let it be known. The people want it. I want it. King of Trios 2012 NEEDS the #1 seed in this tourney and WE are it.
Make it happen. Cause that idea is money in the bank; no briefcase or ladder needed if ya feel me.
Anyway, I'll let ya'll marinade on that while I roll my way into Canada to face Domer Simpson A.K.A. Tim Donst. People been wondering
if D's lost a step. Speculatin'. Wondering. Doubting.