It seems like just yesterday I was eating vegan treats and listening to your proclamations of world domination doesn't
it UltraMantis Black? Those were the days, huh? I'm sure even without all the facepaint and one less Sea Donster
you have to be just a tad bit proud of what I've accomplished these past few years, right? I mean after all, you
were the first one to show me the taste of the rudo side. So much so, that several years later, I came back for a
second round and haven't looked back since. So...thanks! Perhaps without your guidance it would have taken a little
longer to tour Japan, to become the greatest YLC champion of all time and even became your grandmother's favorite
But now you got a new crew, huh? Trying to recreate the magic? LOL. Your new group is a worse remake than "Poseidon"!
Cuz' that ship's gonna sink too. Don't you see Frigtmare's nothing more than a babbling idiot worse than Hydra? Who's
Hallowicked supposed to be? Green Goob's way too small to be Crossbones, but doesnít warrant anything smilar to me other
than perhaps a YLC reign under his belt. Last time I wrestled him, I choked him out (cleanly) in about 3.9 seconds! How
do you even hold conversations with him? You have some kind of special vokodor you use?
Too bad, 'cause everyone understands me. You think I ask the crowd "who's the man?" just to hear myself talk? Nah, it's
'cause they like to yell back "You are!" 'Cause they know I am the Man. I like turning my back to explosions, getting
lost without a GPS and got more steak than the beef on my plate. I canít wait for Cleveland 'cause it's on -
Greatest YLC champ vs. the Worst YLC champ. You've been blowin' off Darwin and messing up a perfectly good food
chain but come "At the Evil That Lies Within, Part 4" I'm going to set it right by eating a bug. Until then, I'm just
going to hunt and leave the corpse.