Sometimes I wonder if play-by-play announcers in wrestling even understand what the meaning of the word "disgusting" is.
It's a low, visceral feeling that wells up through your gut into the back of your throat.
Thatís how I feel every time I hear someone say that you were a better Young Lions Cup champion
than me, Hallowicked. It fuels my desire to destroy your legacy and replace it with my own that
Donít worry though, thereís no need to get your mask all in a bunch and do a full-circle evaluation to figure
out who had the greatest reign.
Back in 2002 Hallowicked, you had rookie intensity, but no mastery. Wasnít your fault, though.
CHIKARA was a different beast back then. The competition was thin and weak. You never had the talent to combat what
I did when I held that Cup. Then after your cake walk was over, you spent your twilight years mired in meaningless
feuds and losing treasured friends to the BDK. Not me, not Tim Donst! No, I took a last sip from that Cup and
I travelled the world, crafted my ENGLISH SPEAKING interviews and put on some of the best matches this company has ever seen!
Once I've finally put you in your place, I'll reserve a page for you in my memoir. Who wants to be forgotten about
and replaced? But Woody! Thatís not all is it? Iíve gone from the stunt
double to the leading man, Iíve toured Osaka Pro, I've survived in a business that ate up my peers and spat 'em out
like watermelon seeds. Whereís Hydra? Or Lince Dorado? Or Amasis? They couldnít hang with the best.
Ask freakin' Daniel Bryan! I am professional wrestling. I am professional wrestlingís finest and thereís no
way for me to be more humble because thereís no words to describe how good I truly am! On the mic, in the ring
Iím the best. Not you, Hallowicked. And not your little freak sidekick - "the most defending Young Lions Cup champ
in history." Gimme a break. I beat Frightmare when I was champ! Did he ever beat me?
If I wasn't so mature at such a young age, you'd probably be getting under my skin Hallowicked.
You pinned me in the Golden Dream match. You defeated me and my team back in Williamsport. Worst of all, you
ambushed me and caused me to lose in just 4 seconds to some washed up nobody! And my scrapbook...my highly
respected, pricey, long-serving, artistically innovative scrapbook. I can barely type the words out. I
loved that scrapbook. That was my legacy you tried to rip to shreds.
You're going to suffer, Hallowicked. I'm going to hurt you. I'm going to hit you where it really hurts. And then,
once you've paid my price, I'm going to end this. You'll wish you'd never entered that tournament back in 2002. When
all is said and done, I will stand over top of you and drink from my Cup - I'll drink to whatever is left of you to
be scraped off the canvas.