Howdy Heiglmaniacs! Guess who is still in the running to be YOUR next Young Lions Cup Champion? That's right! None other than
your favorite Katherine Heigl aficiando, Jakob Hammermeier!
For those who are keeping track at home, Jakob has won two out of his last two matches! All by his lonesome! One being
the 4-way YLC eliminator match, und the other versus the resurgent Sugar Dunkerton. Jakob is certainly "on a roll" as you
hungry Americans say. Don't be surprised when Jakob takes all this momentum straight to the Young Lions Cup finals! Mein hair
is going to look like totally awesome in the Cups' glorius reflection. But before I get ahead of meinself, Jakob
has quite the sizeable order up ahead of him in Everett, Massachusetts: a man called Jigsaw.
Whatever you want to call him Jigsaw, Rubix, or Jenga two things are certain:
1) Jigsaw is jealous of mein perfekt hair
2) Jigsaw is a phenomenal wrestler
As it pains me to type that second one, it is as wide-known as his bad hair days. As a Generation 1 star with a history dating back to 2002 at CHIKARA,
he is one of the building
blocks of this organization. A man who held Young Lions Cup II. A former Campeon de Parejas.
A man with almost as many accolades as mein hair deserves. As good of a wrestler you are Jigsaw,
a singles win
over you will be exactly what I need to prepare me for the rest of the tournament. I am looking to prove that I truly am going
to be the next best Young Lions Cup Champion after mein BFF, Tim Donst.
Don't you dare underestimate me Jigsaw. After I beat you I am riding this momentum all the way 'til the Cup comes home.
Now if only Tim would return mein calls or texts...