I’m much more than a human being, I’m much more than a wrestler or an entertainer, I’m a catalyst. A catalyst for what you may ask? A catalyst of subversion.

In my home country I’m known in certain circles as the “cancer” of the Irish wrestling scene - such is the trouble I have caused. In fact my name is so associated with the rot that has infested the stagnant cesspool that created me that many simply refer to me now as “Voldemort” for desire not to speak my name. I must admit I get a kick out of that.

You’d really wonder why exactly people continue to employ me in the wrestling world, eh? I mean all I do is beat up their talent; viciously rip the skin off their bodies with knife-edge chops, force the air out of their lungs with uppercuts & shinkicks, and near break their necks with lariats, brainbusters & my personal coup de grace, which I have cutely dubbed "Straight South." The answer is simple really, it’s unfortunately a capitalist world; and the sick animals who watch pro-wrestling will pay good money to watch a man scream in pain & beg for his life. As long as that remains the same I’ll always have opportunities in this field because when it comes to hurting people in a professional wrestling ring, I’m an artist. Just ask that brain-damaged El Generico, Dragon Gater PAC or WWE's Sheamus, or anyone else who has been unfortunate to cross my path over the 7 years I’ve been doing this.

So as I look forward to my debut in the most vile capitalist country in the world, the good ol’ USA, I hope that every single member of the CHIKARMY will part with their hard earned cash to watch me rip & tear at anyone I come into contact with in the Young Lions Cup, and in the process prove to me exactly what I’ve known all along - that the entire world is just as sick & destructive as I am, the only difference is that I’m the only one decent enough to admit it.

I’m Sean South, and I’m coming to CHIKARA to smash it up.
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