I beat Jigsaw!!! I beat him all by mein lonesome und it's all credited to the countless training
sessions und the barrage of "constructive criticisms" that you so graciously hand out to Katherine Heigl's
favorite wrestler, Jakob Hammermeier!
Now I know with our match with The Batiri things got a little confusing. But I know you just want what is
best for me und you wanted me to "toughen" up. That's why you wouldn't come help me. Teach a man how to fish.
What insight you have mein freund. Jakob certainly can't argue with results. After all: I BEAT JIGSAW!
So now that I'm finally ready to pull mein weight for the world's most promising tag team...we can go on
to obtain three points und challenge for the Campeonatos. We can be BFF's, und we can ALSO be the greatest
team of BFF's the world has ever seen!
After I win the Young Lions Cup this weekend, we can take our cups out for a night on the town. That's right buddy,
just like we always talked about. DOUBLE DATE! I can't wait to be the 2nd Greatest YLC Champion of all time!!!
I can't wait to get mein hair did!