Hello CHIKARA fans!
It's your Director of Fun, Wink Vavasseur dropping off this brand spankin' new blog for you to read! I was amazed to
learn that our home video company, Smart Mark Video, kept their people up all night last Sunday just to release
our "Chikarsaurus Rex" (not a real dinosaur) DVD's for mass consumption the next day. We should send them some fair-trade
coffee beans the next time they pull one of those! Bravo!
Since I last wrote to you, my legions of admirers, I've been contacted by the snakiest member of the CHIKARA
roster, Ophidian, who was voted into the "12 Large: Summit" championship tournament by the CHIKARA platooners.
There was certainly a more worthy Osirian to replace the injured Amasis, in my opinion, but so many external forces
can influence elections like this. We all remember what happened to Walter Mondale.
Anyway, Ophidian has requested more tag team matches with Hieracon, as he is set to return from the DL on
August 27th. Well, sorry snakey, but that's just not in the cards ol' Wink is dealing. Since my man Hieracon
didn't end up in the round-robin, I decided to send him on an extended tour overseas. In addition to pumping up his
physique and honing his already-razor-sharp wrestling skills, I gave him the side mission of checking out various
local cuisines across the continent for an investment opportunity I'm currently looking into. He'll be abroad for the
Shortly, we should have the results of a new examination of the injured Amasis, as it is plain to see that he
is the ideal tag team partner for someone like my Hieracon. Better to wait for his physical rehabilitation to be
complete than go diving into something else. Hieracon and Amasis already have one point to their credit, after all.
Also, the wiring of your mouth should improve your sibilant "s," Snake Dude.