I have no money to pay my electric bill this month so I ask Wink about writing a blog for some extra cash. When he agreed to this
notion I immediately responded back with ďA BLOGĒ and my proper Paypal account information. Apparently this ďisnít meeting his expectationsĒ
and how I should "try harder because Iíve been on such a roll as of late.Ē So in order for my days to not get any darker, I need to write at
least 225 words. Good thing I chose to become a pro wrestler to avoid writing papers.
If Iím forced to write anything, I might as well write it to you, Jakob. After all if you didnít understand my words at ďGive 'em the Axe,Ē or
my actions at ďShoot A Crooked Arrow,Ē maybe youíre finally understanding my blog ďDonít Be Like Me.Ē (46 words) Donít you get it Jakob? Iím a LOSER.
I have no purpose in wrestling, no GRAND PLAN! I should have never won that match against Hydra all those years ago. If only Iíd lost I would
have been able to step out of wrestling with a reason, an excuse! Iíd still have my friends, my pride, and of course - my hair. (108)
You know, I donít even cut my hair now Jakob? If it grows it's always in patches or barely at all almost as if it's embarrassed to be seen on
my head. (140) I donít want this for you, Jakob. You might not understand now why I cost you your chance at that Cup, but someday you will
thank me! Youíre nothing but a toddler who doesnít understand why youíre being grounded. You canít! But itís for the best. (187) You cannot
COMPREHEND the power of that thing - the pressures, the insecurities, the fear! EYE OF TYR HAS NOTHING ON THE YLC. YOU CANíT SURVIVE.
YOUíRE (214) NOT (215) HALLOWICKED (216) JAKOB (217) YOU (218) ARE (219) NOT (220) A (221) GOD. (222)