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Johnny Gargoochi, I saw you sitting in the aisle on Night 2 of King of Trios, rocking that super-sweet
F.I.S.T. shirt. And yes, I lost to a dirty, cheating Japonesey. Now, through the magic of Facebook, (remember when it was just for college kids?)
I saw what you said about F.I.S.T. having a weak link. Using my Sherlock Holmes-esque powers of deduction I'm willing to bet you think that weak link is me,
The Kentucky Gentleman.
I noticed you weren't at Night 3. If you were, you would've seen what I did to another man who underestimated me, El Oriental. In what many people are
calling the Match of the Year, I made him tap out in the center of the ring (maybe it was a little left of the center, but still,) as I got back on the winning track.
So, Mr. Gargoochi. Let me make it really easy for you. Real formulaic. Young Lions Cup champion.
Rey de Voladores. King of Trios.
Most beautiful man in Western Kentucky award. I don't think I like your face. Beat La Oriental. I will never lose. That's basically my bio right there.
Gargoochi, keep your contract-signing-hands out of F.I.S.T. business, and stay in Ohio with all the other people no one likes.
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CHIKARA: Wrestling. Reinvented.
6/18/2010:
I've been in CHIKARA for almost four years now. I've written quite a few blogs for you goober fans out there in the internet world, and yes, these blogs are for you
fans. I have my own private blog where I write about my feelings and have awesome lyrics to sad songs and stuff (but like really manly sad stuff.) It seems
like all my blogs are getting pretty formulaic...funny line, run down my list of accolades, funny line, say how I will never lose, rinse and repeat. Well guess
what - I do lose. Here, lately, it's seeming to happen more and more often.
