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I'm just going to skip the formalities and get right to the point here as I'm writing this in the wee hours of the night, I'm all hopped up on
Rockstar (no carbs, of course,) and I'm a tad peeved off, to be honest with you. A certain blog by one Chuck Taylor was suddenly brought to my
attention. In said blog, he went on some weird, nonsensical tirade bashing me, and spouting off about his "BIG" win over El What's-His-Face at
Night 3 of King of Trios. Congratulations, Chuck! I'm SO happy that match meant SO much to you. Do you know why you were in that match pal?
Because you were ELIMINATED from the ACTUAL tournament the night before! Bravo, good sir. Instead of defending F.I.S.T.'s crown in the finals
of the KOT, you were fighting a pudgy Mexican man whose first name is "El". El?!!! Are you kidding me? Wow. That's as creative as being named
after a shoe. Oh, wait.
You don't like my face? Well guess what...I don't like your face, brochacho! Wanna know the difference between MY face and YOUR face?
In 2010, my face sells tickets, my face makes ladies swoon, and my face makes little babies jump for joy! How about you take a chill-pill bud,
or I'll do you a favor and take my contract-signing-hands and knock you back to 2008...when you were actually kinda relevant....
Okay.
Maybe that was a bit of an overreaction. I've taken a moment and re-read what you wrote and look...this
whole thing is pointless. You may be the "Kentucky Gentleman," but I'm gonna try to take the high road and be the
bigger man here. This war of words is pretty stupid. I can be a bit of a hot-head at times, you said your piece, I
said mine, it's done.
You really don't get it do you? I'm a fan. Legit. I love your guys stuff! I can't give you guys any more praise!
When you're a fan and you see your favorite team struggling, things get heated and you express your emotions in
different ways. I just want to see F.I.S.T. do what I know they can: dominate. Your resume in CHIKARA is very impressive,
Chuck. You're a heckuva wrestler, man! You have TONS of talent, but it looks like your "Sherlock Holmes-esque powers
of deduction" may need a little work. Go ahead, re-read what I wrote... Did I say ANYTHING about you? I believe not.
I'm just saying that every team has a weak link, that's all. You guys tore it down with the Team Osaka Pro. I may have
had 3 actual real-life heart attacks during that match alone sitting in the aisle way, my doctor is very concerned but it was
insane! But when the chips were down, who got pinned Chuck?
That's all I'm saying...it may be none of my business, but I just want to see F.I.S.T. back on top. That's all.
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6/21/2010:
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
