6/25/2010: Alright there Gargoochi...

You know, for a guy I've met less times than countries I've wrestled in (5 countries, maybe 3 meetings,) you sure do have a lot to say about my friends and I. You claim to be a fan of F.I.S.T. and yeah, who wouldn't be? Well, every fan of ours out there (especially our mothers,) knows that we have never had a problem amongst ourselves. Never an ill-word spoken in the group. Yet here you come, trying to stir up trouble. Well, you wanna know who I blame for our loss at King of Trios? You.

Oh, and Gran Akuma.

You see, I'm watching the match with Team Osaka Pro from King of Trios right now (with "Take on Me" by A-Ha in the background...at least for 3:50 of the match,) and the more I see, the more I see Akuma as the weak link. Yeah, I lost the fall, but homeboy cheated. Tadasuke pulled my tights! He pulled them down and the Philly fans almost got to know me a lot better! But it shouldn't have come to that. Anytime F.I.S.T. had a chance to pull off the win, there was Akuma's ego to give it right back to them. If you were really looking for a weak link, you'd be looking at him, not me.

But I digress, Gargoochi. If you are actually a fan of F.I.S.T. you would know that when people mess with us, they get hurt. Not only do they get hurt, they don't come back. The trail of bodies we've left behind is legendary. John, F.I.S.T. is as cohesive and strong as ever, and there isn't even the smallest bit of infighting. So go back to making internet shows on your webcam in your parents' basement kid, and leave the 'rasslin to the men.

Yours truly, The Kentucky Gentleman,
CT

READ ARES' BLOG FROM 6/24/2010 HERE