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Johnny Gargano 7/15/2010: We can skip the introductions at this point, yes? Okay. For the better part of the last few hours I've taken the time to go back and reflect. Reflect on F.I.S.T., and on the blogs that have been posted for the last month or so. After reading and re-reading Icarus' last blog a good 10 to 27 times...I've come up with a few conclusions.

1) He's a weird dude...

2) I actually understood one of those sentences, and he finally said what needed to be said. The truth.

Looking back at these blogs I've noticed a cycle. Ever since King of Trios, you guys have been going through a couple stages of grief. You guys haven't hit them all luckily, but the warning signs are most definately there. I got a B+ in psychology in High School, so i'm more than qualified to do this...let me show you.

-DENIAL- "John, F.I.S.T. is as cohesive and strong as ever, and there isn't even the smallest bit of in-fighting. So go back to making internet shows on your webcam in your parents' basement, kid" - Chuck Taylor, 6/25/2010.

Hmmm...DENIAL? Sounds an awful lot like someone just doesnt want to accept the facts...that's okay Chuck. It's the first step. Let me continue. PS: I do my webcam shows in MY room in front of MY Shawn Michaels painting MY mom did for me in MY parents' HOUSE, jerk. Next step...

-ANGER- "Don't listen to that idiot Gargano." - Gran Akuma, 7/2/10.

Well, that was just rude. Gran Akuma angry?! Noooo. Don't listen to me? Akuma, if Ron Killings has taught us anything - the truth hurts. I know. Sometimes in order to get BETTER...you just have to hear it. That's what's up.

Luckily, you guys skipped Bargaining and Depression, the last thing I'd want around here is an EMO Akuma. Actually...nah, I digress. The good thing is you've sprinted all the way to the last stage, the most important one!

-ACCEPTANCE- "The truth is, there is something terribly wrong with F.I.S.T., isn't there?" - Icarus, 7/12/2010.

YAHTZEE! BINGO! MOUSE TRAP! Finally someone else sees it! F.I.S.T. has a problem. There, I said it. I've said it time and time again, actually. As a fan, I just want to see F.I.S.T. return to it's dominant form. This will be alot easier now that someone has actually accepted it...only after you accept something, can it be fixed. Luckily, I know EXACTLY how to fix it...or, when to fix it.

Dragon Kid/Mochizuki/CIMA vs. Taylor/Icarus/Akuma

July 25, 2010.

Chikarasaurus Rex: King of Show

It's shaping up to be CHIKARA's biggest event EVER. You guys are taking on a couple poop-mongers from Dragon Gate. No big deal! There is NO WAY you guys will lose to another trio of no-name Japanese dudes like you did at King of Trios. It was nothing more than a fluke, right? You're gonna prove it in Philly. After all is said and done, I have faith F.I.S.T. will once again return to pure and utter dominance in CHIKARA, as only they can.

BUT.

If for some freak reason you guys were to say...lose the match...at such a critical juncture in the team's recovery...well, the weak link...IF there even is one...will SURELY be obvious then, right?


The Bee's Knees, The Cat's Pajamas, The Whole She-bang,
JG!
Johnny Gargano

READ MIKE QUACKENBUSH'S BLOG FROM 7/13/2010 HERE



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