6/9/2009: Is this some kind of joke? Is this supposed to be funny? Because I'm not laughing. How do three goofballs like Hydra, Frightmare and Hallowicked end up in a match with CHIKARA's elite unit, The UnStable? How do they even negotiate for matches, anyway?

I'm not sure that those three will understand, but just so we're clear about this - The UnStable is the hottest thing to hit the scene in a long, long time. Better than Legacy. Bigger than the Triple Threat. Badder than the nWo. And way cuter than the Un-Americans. In case you've been living under a rock, at the BIGGEST pro-wrestling tournament of the year, we mauled Da Soul Touchaz, and basically devoured the likes of Al Snow, Glacier and D-Lo Brown. It was almost sad. Like putting your ailing old dog to sleep. That's what it was like for us.

So after all that, after setting the wrestling world on fire like only true SUPERSTARS can do, what do we get saddled with? An enhancement match. Yeah, I said it. Hallowicked, Frightmare, Hydra, these guys are jabrones compared to us. We're going to show CHIKARA fans how dominant, how destructive we can be...and after two, three minutes tops, you can sweep what's left of those mumbling morons under the ring.

As annoyed as I am by this match being added to the card, at least I know we'll get the reception that's been long overdue. Apparently, "Never Kneel at the Altar of Conformity" will be a special night for the fans to show how much they appreciate us. And it's about friggin' time, people. We deliver one five-star performance after another for you close-minded ingrates, and I think it's a great idea to designate a special event where you can finally show us some appreciation for it.

Delaney, out!
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READ ULTRAMANTIS' BLOG FROM 5/27/2009 HERE