8/3/2009: Each of us has a purpose in life. Some of us have been granted divine insight at birth, some struggle daily to find that purpose...and some, sadly, will die never fully understanding the ultimate breadth of their Earthly design. I happened to be blessed, or possibly cursed, with the knowledge of my life's purpose whilst still in vitro. That purpose, of course, being to guide a cadre of chosen people to eternal glory through the complete and total control of the modern universe. And the universe in question begins and ends at the bizarre apex of time and space known as CHIKARA.

The great warrior Delirious has also discovered his purpose - to fight (to the death if necessary,) in unquestioning service to I, the devious UltraMantis Black. Delirious, as you no doubt have already witnessed, exhibits an eerie calm now that he is at peace with the fact that his existence lies in the splendor of destroying our enemies - and doing my bidding.

On the evening of sixteen August two-thousand-nine, Delirious will continue the pursuit of fulfilling his life's purpose, and in turn, my own. I have yet to taste the material grandeur of the objects referred to as the Campeonatos de Parejas. In the 4-Corners Tag Team Elimination Match, watch as my Order of the Neo Solar Temple swiftly obliterates all of our opponents, one-by-one, and captures 3 points in a single evening. With those 3 points in hand, we will smite The Osirian Portal with a vicious attack hitherto unknown to man! Oh what a pleasurable delight it will be when Delirious lays that gold at my feet! It WILL happen because I decree it! And with the power I now wield in CHIKARA, my word is undoubtedly law.

With Delirious as my right hand, even that bungler Crossbones will not slow the ascent of The Order of the Neo Solar Temple. CHIKARA, and all that comes with it, is mine. No one will ever take it from my grasp...thanks to the Eye of Tyr, CHIKARA is now my plaything.

CHIKARA belongs to me.
UMB


READ CHUCKY T'S BLOG FROM 7/30/2009 HERE