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In CHIKARA, I am that great and all-powerful ruler. The Eye of Tyr -
the most supersensory form of power this world has ever known - has enabled me to make the world of
CHIKARA Pro my kingdom. Make no mistake: I
control everyone and I control everything. And it appears, just like
Nero, Tiamat, and Genghis Khan before me, I am now a target for infidels
who seek to dethrone me and steal the power that is rightfully mine.
Do not endeavor to intimidate me with your cryptic messages or video threats!
Your missives are preposterous! Now that I control CHIKARA, I have little time for
such minutiae. Those who seek war with me will be fodder for
the mighty imperial cannons of The Order of the Neo Solar Temple, so spare me your empty threats.
Now, onto a little organizational housekeeping. I have been moved by the
recent heartfelt pleas of contrition offered by the prophet Crossbones.
Thusly, I am decreeing that as of this date, Crossbones has been granted
a second chance at redemption within The Order. In the approaching month
of October, Crossbones will be given the rare opportunity to once again
prove his worth by fighting alongside the omnipotent and devious
UltraMantis Black. I am a firm, yet just taskmaster. Besides, The Order
will be temporarily short-handed anyway, as I am dispatching the great
warrior Delirious to the continent of Asia on an urgent matter. Additionally, I think it's time we beef up our ranks a little bit,
and a little extra muscle might be in order.
In closing, I will just take this opportunity to issue one last warning
to ANYONE who attempts to interfere with my reign. I will not think
twice about using my power to end those who meddle in my affairs.
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Copyright © 2009
CHIKARA: Wrestling Done Right
9/17/2009:
Every kingdom, every dynasty, and every empire throughout the annals of
time has been lorded over by a powerful ruler. Whether by the might of
the sword or the wiles of diplomacy, these individuals seized absolute
power and used it to maintain control over their dominion. And in every
case, there have been outside forces who sought to topple, to overthrow,
to grab that power so elusive to the common, mortal man.
